imagine a dragon who hoarded librarians and every so often knights come to rescue them and the librarians get very upset because the dragon is quiet and reshelves everything neatly and the knights are Very Annoying



can I just

one of my friends went up to my portuguese dad and asked “you’re portuguese right?” and he said “no im portugoose there is only one of me” and I started crying

Photos of Patrick Stewart doing things.

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Christoph Waltz, photographed by Bryan Adams

Christoph Waltz, photographed by Bryan Adams| Zoo Magazine issue 44



just got back from the vet. you guys know what my dumb dog did?

he sprained his tail. from wagging it too hard. this is the stupidest thing.


"I can’t freaking believe I got this job."